I thought I had barbecue spice on my finger but it was just blood
yeah I’m disappointed too
Are you okay
Why?
who’s blood was it
@tin-foiled's personal dump
I thought I had barbecue spice on my finger but it was just blood
yeah I’m disappointed too
Are you okay
Why?
who’s blood was it
LINES I’VE HEARD THAT ARE RAW AS HELL: A SENTENCE STARTER PACK
“I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.”
”Pick a god and pray.”
“Then perish.”
“Violence for violence is the rule of beasts.”
“I have been through Hell and come out singing.”
“There are no gods here.”
”Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard.”
“Do I look like the kind of man who dies?”
”Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?”
”Most monsters are a manifestation of our own fears and inability to accept different cultures we don’t understand.”
”You can only learn from pain, the more pain the wiser you become.”
”God, forgive me.”
”I am blighted being cursed with sight.”
”This is the age of the expanding man.”
“God’s dead and soon we will be, too.”
“I thought there were no heroes left in this world.”
”To become God is the loneliest achievement of them all.”
“You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies.”
“Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end.”
”People who don’t fear death are the ones who crave it.”
“This is Hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods.”
“Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.”
”Perception is truth to those who perceive it as such.”
“Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t.”
”When the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn.”
“Ironic that someone whose purpose it is to restore life would wish death upon themself.”
“God wishes he were me.”
“One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.”
“Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd amount of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.”
“Hypocrite that you are, for you to trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals.”
“All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“You’re a coward. You always were.”
“Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.”
I do a lot of this shit. The vinegar and baking soda stuff I’ll have to try.
You can also use craft paper that they sell in big rolls at the hardware store as a weed mat if you don’t have newspaper.
Overwatch group names are dull as fuck so Im gonna spice it up



high hopes for this one
someone joined, entered the voice chat, and announced in the strongest accent ever
People really out there being named ‘Merlin’ like god damn please dont cast lightning bolt on my dick


isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???


I love him

yall r missing the BEST one




I might have just found myself a new idol
f… hes not dead im just paying respects

are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC
round two: CHAV or SLAV

chav. grass is too green to be anywhere in eastern europe.

trick question. one is chav the other is slav. next
god this was absolutely my best post
Arcade: I’m diagnosing you with CIBS.
Courier: Oh my god, what’s that? Is it going to kill me?
Arcade: Chronic Idiot Bastard Syndrome. I regret to say it probably will.